Epic Ahab Vs. Moby Dick T-Shirt
No, this is not Abe Lincoln fighting a Sperm Whale. I know as of late he has become quite simply, the Chuck Norris of American Presidents and this would only solidify this fact. This t-shirt by splitreason.com combines two of my loves literature and fighting games amazingly, into one shirt. The shirt is a basically what if the epic battle between Captiain Ahab and the great white whale took place in a Midway or Capcom arcade fighting game. To tell you the truth (Spoilers!) my money is on the whale, I already know how this one ends and it’s a fatality.
I will be purchasing this shirt to teach in.
Ahab doesn’t even look like that. Why on earth would you make things more confusing by making him look like Abraham Lincoln?? I pity the wearer, constantly being forced to answer everyone else’s confusion.
Ahab probably looks like Lincoln because of Gregory Peck, but where is the whalebone pegleg? That should be prominent.