Fashion

Geek Shirts by Snorg Tees

In all honesty it’s almost impossible to be a geek without having a plethora of ridiculous tshirts. I happen to own a few..hundred.. myself but I still can’t resist a good pun, or some twisted representation of a videogame/pop culture reference.
These are a few of Snorg Tees’ lineup of t-shirts, sure to satisfy geeks [...]


Sweet Kicks: Hellboy II Sneakers

I’m usually not one to freak out over sneakers or shoes. I’m the kind of guy who pays a $20 pair of slip on dress shoes at Payless, and than wears them til the sole is flopping out. Seriously, ask my co-workers. I embarrass them daily. However these sweet Hellboy II kicks… now these I [...]


Half Life Crab Hat: Nostalgic & Fashionable

Wow. This Half Life 2 Head-Crab Hat makes me all kinds of nostalgic for some serious Half Life gaming. Time to throw the Orange Box into the ol’ XBox 360.
Surprisingly, they’re only going to run you $30. Totally thought something like this would have been a lot more expensive. I can see Ben running around [...]


R2D2 Belt Buckle: Cute, Soon To Be Owned By Tim

Oh R2D2, your likeness appears on so many things. Hats, garbage cans, mailboxes in Philadelphia. And now, you’re an adorable little belt buckle.
The R2D2 buckle is officially licensed, unlike a lot of the other stuff we talk about on here, and you can buy one off Amazon for a little over $20. Tim, I think [...]


Remember Rings: Burn Your Finger So You Don’t Forget

A new concept product over at Alaska Jewelry, with the high price tag of $760, has some serious potential to be epic and full of win. Check out these Remember Rings, which burn the hell out of your finger to remind you of an important day. Why set an alarm on your phone’s calendar, when [...]


Beware of Lasers: Another Halo 3 Shirt

Ah, the glorious Spartan laser, one of my favorite weapons in the Halo 3 universe. If you’re up against me and I have this in my hands, your face is guaranteed a sweet, sweet lasering. Split Reason offers this shirt up for a little under $20, and has a great description.
That faint red glow in [...]


Cufflinks: The Decision Continues

I’m so torn between the sweet looking Storm Trooper cufflinks and now these glorious looking binary cufflinks. Sure, Tim’s wedding is pretty far off, but it’s never too late to start accessorizing, especially when you’re planning to be THE authority on geek chic.
Check these puppies out at English Cufflinks. They’re going to run you, and [...]


The Nubrella: Hands Free Umbrella, Promises Everyone Will Hate You

Wow. Introducing the Nubrella, a $60 hands-free umbrella that “keeps your head, face, and shoulders drier than ever.” It straps onto your shoulders so you won’t have the horrible burden of carrying the umbrella. Instead, you’ll just look like a massive tool.
Get ready to see these all over Center City. The perfect accessory for businessmen [...]


Food Mascots: Pick Tim’s Next Costume

Ever wonder where those food shaped costumes come from? You know, the ones you see miserable people wearing outside of small fast food restaurants? Check out Team Mascots, a website that seems to have every single food mascot available for purchase.
If you ask me, it looks like Phillie Phanatic could be the bastard child of [...]


C3PO Leggings: Making TX-5882 Excited

Nicolas Ghesquière is running a series of sci-fi inspired fashions, which not only include these foxy C3PO leggings, but also feature designs inspired by Tron and The Terminator.
I threw that Wikipedia link in there in case you haven’t seen Tron. Don’t feel bad. No one has.
There is a lack of fashions inspired by Terminator 3: [...]