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We Like the Cars, the Cars That Go BOOM
As debonaire geeks, we here at Geekadelphia clearly roll in the lap of luxury. We fly in diamond-coated jets (maximum air speed), eat diamond-crusted steaks (deeelicious!) and ride in the most pimped of luxury sedans. Well today, lucky readers, you have the chance to experience some of our lavish lifestyle for yourself. Behold the most [...]
Adding a Touch of Class To Your Life: The WineRack
Sometimes we’re looking around teh internetz and come across something wonderful; sometimes we’re looking around teh internetz and come across something abhorrent. You figure out where this one falls: The WineRack. Pictured above, the polyurethane bladder nestled within holds “up to 25 ounces of liquid - that’s an entire bottle of wine and a whole [...]
FOUND: 50 Cent’s Diamond-Encrusted Skull!
A little while ago here on Geek we posted a story about 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, the sequel to 50 Cent: Bulletproof (the million+ selling, and terrible, PS2/Xbox game). If you’ll allow us to drift back to that post a bit, we’ll recall the plot for said game:
“50 and G-Unit put on a [...]
Retro Cereals: Mr. T Cereal Was Delicious
The always hysterical crew over at Used Wigs (hey Jeff!) sent me over this link to a gallery of Retro Kid Cereals on the Sun Sentinel.
You’d think my favorites would be the Mr. T Cereal or even C3PO’s. Nope. It’s definitely Capt’n Crunch’s Punch Crunch, because that pink hippo is totally bitch slapping the hell [...]
The Worst Celebrity Video Game Renders of All Time
Charlie Barratt over at GamesRadar has successfully written up the funniest video game article of all time, a long list of terrible celebrity video game renders. Stallone doesn’t look nearly as good in this render as he does on his statue by the Art Museum, and Jessica Alba kinda looks like Corky from Life Goes [...]
FAIL: Philadelphia Parking Authority
Hah! Philebrity had this great photo posted last week of a Parking Authority van sitting in a handicapped spot. Absolutely amazing, total epic fail.
Via Philebrity
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SEPTA: All Signs Point To Epic Fail
Philebrity posted a photo of the new SEPTA signs. I’m betting this is some sort of street art. Still, pretty great.
Looks like the next time I ride the subway with TX-5881, we’ll need to bring a netgun with us for protection.
Ouch! And Good Morning via Philebrity
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Need More Fail? Try Out Faildogs!
Failblogs are popping up all over the place. There’s The Fail Blog, Shipment of Fail, Doing It Wrong, and so on. Soon, Philadelphia will have its own, I’m sure.
My new favorite fail blog, has got to be Fail Dogs. The title speaks for itself. Go have a laugh.
Faildogs
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The Nubrella: Hands Free Umbrella, Promises Everyone Will Hate You
Wow. Introducing the Nubrella, a $60 hands-free umbrella that “keeps your head, face, and shoulders drier than ever.” It straps onto your shoulders so you won’t have the horrible burden of carrying the umbrella. Instead, you’ll just look like a massive tool.
Get ready to see these all over Center City. The perfect accessory for businessmen [...]
Guitar Hero Carabiner: I Can Has?
Remember when the Kimmel Center had that Guitar Hero competition? Did you miss it, just like everyone else? For those of you who did and don’t own a major gaming system, you can now get your Guitar Hero kicks on the go.
Not too long ago, Activision (publishers of everything from Pitfall! to Call of Duty [...]
