Win a Pair of Tickets to the The Whitest Kids U’ Know [Contest]

The Whitest Kids U’ Know may have ended their television run back in June on IFC, but as promised they are back. The Kids are now touring the US with their own brand of live twisted sketch comedy and they will be stopping in Philly at our very own Trocadero on Saturday, February 11th.
Tickets for 21+ show are a mere $16 and can be purchased here.
The great folks over at the Troc were nice enough to give us a pair of tickets to give away for free to one lucky reader. Want to check the show out for free? Simply comment with your favorite sketch by The Whitest Kids U’ Know and one lucky reader will be picked at random sometime next week. Good luck!


Easily the Indiana Jones at a Rock and Roll Memorabilia Auction sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOHB8NbdtJ4
The Grapist! (He grapes you!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY
The masturbating one, of course.
Call of Duty
John Williams, hands down. http://youtu.be/-7T98bF0O60
Abe Lincoln assassination sketch! “Now you fucked up.”
Oh god, Abe Lincoln all the way.
The true story of what happened at Ford’s Theater.
“Now you fucked up, now you fucked up. YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW.”
The Abe Lincoln sketch. When Abe starts making fun of him for being fat and skinny at the same time is hilarious.
The repeated European History sketches are my favorite. Besides those; Slow jerk, Sniper battle, Opposite day, and Peeing on my Leg are all terrific.
Gallon of PCP!
I just can’t decide between Abe Lincoln, slow jerk, and the grapist! But I don’t think anythkng can beat the YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW line!
I have to go with Hot Sister. It’s awkward, creepy, honest and hilarious.
“It’s a girl!”
“Yep, I don’t think I should be a father… it’s for the best.”
The Abe Lincoln sketch is pretty fantastic.
Dinosaur Rap introduced me to the group and has been my favorite ever since.
The Sam in a Bag sketch. That or the Pledge of Allegiance one.
Sllloooooooow jerk. Saw it in a room full of people sooooo awkward.
there are two skits that made me fans of them
first is “reverse psycology”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juyrt0acODo
and then second is “I taught a whale to jump out of it’s tale”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yONgWhpo7I
It was tough to figure out which one is the best. While “Gallon of PCP”, “European History”, and “Peeing on my Leg” are all absolute classics, I’m going to have to go with the very first one I ever saw, “Weird the Stripper.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZbG8GgjuDc