Raising Unicorns Your Step-by-Step Guide to Starting & Running a Successful & Magical Unicorn Farm [Review & Giveaway]

September 30, 2011 in Books with 6 Comments

I have my boring 9-5 job. I wake up, I drive to work, I sit in a cubicle, and I do it all over again the next day. When? When will I find a career that suits my personality so well? I’ve always enjoyed harnessing magic, bottling Children’s dreams, and Unicorns.

I’ve always wanted to spend my days surrounded by these magical creatures. So I was overjoyed to find Raising Unicorns: Your Step-by-Step Guide to Starting and Running a Successful and Magical Unicorn Farm!

I know what you’re thinking; Why would I want a unicorn? Well, you’re stupid if you don’t want your very own Unicorn, but I’m going to tell you anyway. Unicorns can be used to provide dreams, happiness, ring toss games, and magical powers!

This book has everything I need to start my very own Unicorn Farm! Finally! I can receive fulfillment in my career! Raising Unicorns teaches you everything you need to know about Unicorns. It showcases the different breeds, what to expect at Unicorn shows, how to care for your Unicorn, and how to prevent Unicorn hazards.

Raising Unicorns introduces the various types of Unicorn farms that are out there. Did you know that Unicorn Farms are used as petting zoos, breeding, unicorn refuge, and harnessing magical powers for good/evil.

So pick up this book! If you’ve ever been slightly curious about these magical creatures; this book will enlighten you! It’s a great source of information for any unicorn enthusiast.

Want a chance to win a free copy? Comment with what you’d name YOUR unicorn. We’ll pick one of you at random at the end of next week for a free book.

About Jo: When she’s not thrift store shopping for the perfect dress to cover in blood for her next Zombie costume, Jo Pincushion is slowly making her presence known in the city of brotherly love as an aspiring writer, singer, film critic, and haunted house expert.

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6 Responses to “Raising Unicorns Your Step-by-Step Guide to Starting & Running a Successful & Magical Unicorn Farm [Review & Giveaway]”

  1. jenn September 30, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    I would name my unicorn Frances.

  2. Mel September 30, 2011 at 11:39 am #

    I’d name mine Horny because I’m horny…and so is my unicorn.

  3. Amanda September 30, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

    Shiny Buttons Fitzwater the Third.

  4. Jefferson September 30, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

    Jerome…sounds like a decent name for a unicorn, right? I mean “Jerome the Unicorn” just rolls right off the tongue and it has that sort of cadence. (And besides, “Charlie” is already taken anyway… :-P )

  5. TK October 1, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    Sparkles, so it’s extra girly.

  6. Connie October 2, 2011 at 10:45 am #

    I’d name him Preston.

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