Mega Shark Vs. Crocosaurus: Ticket Giveaway II: Ticket Harder
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Mikey: Eric, didn’t you just giveaway tickets to Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus at the Academy?
Me: Yeah so?
Mikey: It’s just, well, it seems a little much. Two posts? Three if you’re counting the original?
Me: Do you want tickets?
Mikey: Well yeah.
Me: Then shut up.
That’s right. We’re still giving away tickets for the February 3rd screening. For those of you who didn’t win in the original giveaway, we’ve still got three more sets to giveaway, as well as six pairs of tickets to the museum for runners up. Unfamiliar with this awesome event? Shame on you.
Entitled Mega Bad Movie Night, the Academy is screening this hilarious bad film in their beautiful theater, and the Academy’s experts will take the stage to provide running “commentary on scientific absurdities and questionable generally poor filming.” The film is the successor to the cult hit Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (the shark survived!), and stars Jaleel White. The Academy will host a reception from 6:30pm to 8pm, dishing out movie-themed snacks and drinks. You can explore the museum (including the brand new Bizarre Beasts Past and Present exhibit) before the film, which kicks off at 8pm.
Admission is $15 for non-members, $10 for members of the museum. To purchase tickets, visit the Academy’s official Eventbrite page.
Want to score a pair of passes? The screening is THIS THURSDAY, so this giveaway will only run until Tuesday night. Winners will be notified that evening.
Invent your own original mashup creature to fight the Mega Shark, and leave its description in the comments for your chance to win a pair of passes to the event. We’ve got three sets to giveaway, and I’ll be notifying winners tomorrow evening. Worried you won’t win? Relax, there are second place prizes. Six runners up will win a pair of all inclusive passes to the museum, which includes admission to the Academy’s awe inspiring Butterflies! exhibit.
Three pairs of tickets. Six pairs of passes to the museum. Good luck!
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus
Thursday, February 3, 2011, 6:30–10 pm
$10/member, $15/nonmembers
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Mega Shark vs. Unisquatch
A Unisquatch is what happens when a unicorn and a sasquatch make sweet, sweet love. (It’s a Squatchicorn if the father is a Sasquatch.) Their offspring is ferocious and magical. Inexplicably, it is an excellent swimmer. It will Big Foot Stomp the Megashark and then poop rainbows on its corpse.
Cerberus + Grizzly bear = Ginormous Sizzly-bearus!
Let’s face it: bears are scary. And it’s really the head part that is the scariest. Sizzly-bearus is a furry three-headed bear that is out to terrorize your neighborhood and eat all your honey.
Strengths: 3 jaws worth of sharp teeth and gigantic paws!!
Weaknesses: Low appendages-to-heads ratio. Also, bears have terrible eyesight, meaning that sizzly-bearus may easily be lured into a trap by mistaking megashark for a delicious salmon.
Megashark vs the Koalangaroo
As many scientific studies and various pie charts have concluded, as well as my missing pinky finger can attest, the Earth’s most dangerous critter is the shiver-inducing Koala bear. A deceptively cute, yet downright sadistic animal that hails from the mysterious land of Australia. It mostly gnaws on the dignity of its victims and the Eucalyptus plant, on occasion. The kangaroo which is named after one the hippest and most fashionable footwear, also makes his home on the island of Australia. Mad scientists(aka inebriated college dropouts) decided it would be a good idea to gene splice these two creatures, because as we know, those crazy mad scientists are always getting into shenanigans. Well suffice to say, they created a gigantic koala bear/kangaroo hybrid of pants shitting proportions. It hips, it hops, and it’s pissed off.
Megashark vs. BEARAGATOR! …wait, someone already did bears.
Uh. Okay. Drat, there goes my idea. Okay, wait. I can still do this. What’s scarier than bears? Think, Molly, think! Okay…um…centipedes. Wait, no, that only works on me. Dinosaurs? I mean, everyone’s afraid of velociraptors, but that’s kinda overdone. Let’s try something more modern. Wolverines? Scorpions? Scorporines? No, that sounds like a venereal disease. Moose? Moose are frikkin’ huge up close. They can be scary.
Wait. Wait. I’ve got it! I’ve got it!!
MEGASHARK VS. VELOCIMOOSE!
MEGASHARK VS SABERTOOTHED HIPPOBEASTUMUS
I mean, hippos are already oddly dangerous considering cartoons already depict them as docile and loveable. So what about a mutated giant hippo with massive killer teeth? One would put money on a shark, sure, but hippos are deceptively fast, and those giant mouth claws would make any other science altered beast think twice, right? Plus the toys would be awesome.
Megashark vs. the Rat-Spider!
It’s got eight legs! It ensnares you in it’s web of doom! And it insidiously nibbles at you with very large mandibles!
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Yeah, that sucked. :-/
I’m pretty sure being a contributor means I’m disqualified from contests, but I want to chime in and say:
URKEL IS IN A GIANT SHARK / CROCODILE-DINOSAUR MOVIE.
http://shieldandbucklerinc.com/Jaleel%20White3.jpg
That is all.
MegaShark vs. ButterDactyl
What the Academy of Natural Sciences is not telling you with its “awe-inspiring Butterflies! exhibit” is that somewhere deep in the ocean the ButterDactyl is hibernating, waiting for that ill-fated North Korean nuclear test to awaken it. ButterDactyl may look pretty with his multi-colored wings but he’s awake now, he’s mad and he’s ready to rip some faces off (with his talons).
Is Jaleel “Crocosaurus”?