Win Tickets to an Advance Screening of MacGruber
As a child of the 80s, I was a huge fan of the original MacGyver, long before the classic television show was spoofed by Saturday Night Live in their MacGruber skits. When I got the news they were going to turn them into a feature length film, I couldn’t wait to see what they would do with the property.
If you’re not familiar with the concept of MacGruber it goes something like this:
Will Forte stars as special operations agent MacGruber, in a throw back to the 80s adventure series MacGyver. MacGruber is tasked in each episode with deactivating a ticking bomb, but becomes distracted by personal issues, resulting in the bomb’s detonation and (presumably) the deaths of his companions and himself.
The film hits theaters Friday, May 21st, and thanks to the folks at Rogue Pictures we have 30 passes for 2 to an advance screening happening Thursday, May 20th, at the Ritz 5. To enter, just tell me if you were diffusing a bomb, which wire would you cut? The red, blue or green? Check out the trailer below!
RED!
Vicky, hand me that paperclip!
I wouldn’t cut any wires since I’d run out of time making out with Grandma MacGruber!
Red means dead… cut the blue!
Blue…when Red and Green don’t work.
RGB? I wouldn’t cut either, they’re obviously attached to a video source of some sort, not a bomb!
*KABOOM!*
MacGruber!!!!
Green means go, of course!
boom.
green
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Red, no doubt. It’s the color of evil and explosions
you have to cut the red wire first, of course.
obviously the green – it’s reverse psychology
The wires are all decoys. The only way to diffuse the bomb is to trick a fat person into eating it by covering it in sriracha and ringing a little silver dinner bell.
Blue, the color of MacGruber’s grandma’s eyes.
I’ll go with the blue one
Vincenzo has the best post so I’ll just cut the blue
Blue- red screams, “DANGER!” Green might mean, “GO! as in, GOEXPLODE!” Whereas blue says, “Eh, I’m just here.” At the very least, it won’t explode more quickly…right?
Red = Danger! Danger!
I would probably cut the red first, because red is an evil, evil color. However, the only way to be sure is to cut all three. If nothing is connected, how could it anything bad happ
The blue because most people think it’s a soothing color. It’s obviously trying to trick you.
I’d cut them all!! There is no way that could fail right?