
Dustin and Dan Geekadelphia’s own resident movie pundits have decided to live blog this year’s Oscars – in a steel cage-match of epic proportions. Its Team Avatar vs. Team Avatar Better Not Win a Damn Thing! Will Dan’s Pandoran Posse win everything or will cooler heads and better movies win the gold. Only time will tell.
Preshow Red Carpet
Dustin: Watching the Oscar Pre-show. Unfortunately they lined up all the supporting actresses next to Monique. Not a chance in hell anyone else will win.
Dan:Jake Gyllenhaal wishes he was as cool as his sister, he is stuck talking about his “hot new video game movie”.
Dustin: God is at the Oscars!!!
Dustin: Zac Efron got his hair tips from Goku.
Dan:I am waiting for the interviewer to ask Matt Damon “So what took you so long to get back here?”
Dan:”Christopher Plummer looks like the Crypt Keeper”
Dustin: Morgan Freeman is wearing sunglasses and chewing gum…Just like God wanted…
Dan:How did J.lo get invited? When was the last time she even did a film? At least she didn’t say she was rooting for Avatar.
Dustin: Cameron Diaz makes Sherri Sheppherd look like a hobbit.
Dustin: Steve Carrell and TINA FEY!!!
Dan:I love Tina Fey…..
Dustin: Uh OH! Dan has fallen for Miley Cyrus!
Dustin: Oh Kate Winslett…you are beautiful!
Dan: Kate Winslett is so … British.
Dustin: Taylor Lautner is on tv and he is just- adorable!
The Oscars are starting, see the rest after the jump.
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