Go to Hell on 2.09.10 and Win a Copy of Dante’s Inferno Courtesy of EA Games GAME OVER!
Dante’s Inferno the upcoming action-adventure game from EA Games finally hits the Xbox 360, PS3 and PSP next Tuesday, February 9th. If you’re like me and played the demo… chances are, you can’t wait. The game is very loosely based on Inferno, the first book of Dante Alighieri’s epic poem, The Divine Comedy; with a story adapted by Will Rokos, whom you might know as the writer of the Oscar winning film Monster’s Ball.
In the game you play Dante, a veteran of the Third Crusade who chases his beloved Beatrice into hell and attempts to free her soul from Lucifer. Lucifer, in order to make another attempt to take over the Throne of God, needs to wed a heaven-bound soul to break free of Hell. As Dante you’re armed with Death’s scythe and you must journey through the nine Circles of Hell, kicking ass to save Beatrice. On the way, Dante must face his own sins, his family’s past, and his war crimes, all in gory action well deserving of its M rating.
Don’t have the cash to pick up a copy? Don’t worry, we here at Geekadelphia will be giving away a copy of Dante’s Inferno on the winner’s platform of choice, (Xbox 360 or PS3) but in honor of the game I thought we would mix it up a bit. How do you win this contest? Simply answer this question.
If you could send one person to hell, who would it be and why?
The most entertaining answer will get the game and some other goodies as well. Winner will be picked Friday February 12th, so get to work and good luck! I leave you with the Superbowl Trailer for the game which is getting some flack for its “Go to Hell” tagline.
My answer will be: Whole Visceral games crew.
Why:Well,4 creating such amazing game””’s!!!!
All best
Haris
I would send Hurricane Schwartz to hell, for obvious reasons.
Shane MacGowan, for not ever brushing his teeth.
The guy at microsoft who invented achievements, not because they are awesome, but because i would never have played so many games as i have in the past 2-3 years due solely in part to achievement hording.
I would send mega man to hell to acquire hell blast. It will burst his enemies into flames medium style, with his fashionable blue majesty.
NBC executive Jeff Zucker for returning us to the circle of hell that is Jay Leno.
one person deserves it so much….
Activision CEO Bobby Kotick, and have demons suck all the “fun” painfully from him for the all eternity
Satoru Iwata for unleashing the gaming plague that we know as the Wii on the world!
My 2nd Grade teacher for telling me I never would be the “Real Mega Man”.
I wouldn’t like to condemn anyone to Hell for a single act because I hear being in Hell is a pretty rough gig. Well, not unless they really deserve it.
SO, I’ll say that if there was 1 person responsible for the cancellation of Firefly(I’m still bitter), Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Family Guy and a whole mess of really good FOX shows around 2001, 2002, it would be that person. If that wasn’t a single person, then I’d say that lazy* bitch** pushing her kid in a stroller while riding a segway.
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*sloth
**no female disrespect, I love women, girl power, et al ftw.
Everybody responsible for the creation of “Mortal Kombat vs. DC” because WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!? They wouldn’t burn down there, though. Oh no. They’d have to watch those ridiculously awful “falling fights” over and over and OVER.
I would send the cast of judges of American idol..and let them be judged by accent, looks and personality..regardless of answer they would all perish.
I would send Steve Jobs for keeping my wallet perpetually empty and my desk full of redundant gadgets!
I would send Philadelphia’s City Council and Septa to hell .They are the two worst things about the city .Maybe I could fill a bus of them and drive it to hell .If the bus could show up on time .
Assuming hell is like a big rave party that never stops, I’d probably send my best friend Mike to hell… he loves raves
I would send George W. Bush to hell because he screwed up our economy, let 911 happen with no direct response or affirmative decision making, and he is like the dumbest president to have ever existed; he’s given the finger to Iraq on national television, bumped his head on his own helicopters, and has slipped and fallen just showing himself to be clumsy.
Should I win I’d like dante’s inferno for the ps3
If I were to send someone to Hell I think it would be Reggie Fils-Aime so he can live through what he’s been putting just about every Nintendo fan through for the past few years. I’m hoping by playing every Wii shovelware title out there he will truly feel the anguish every gamer has felt since Starfox Adventures.
A-rod……for this http://deadspin.com/5394232/a+rod-news-from-the-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up-department
Just to be a prick I think I’d send Jean-Paul “Hell is other people” Sartre to Hell although I think I’d really like to run a whole bus-load of philosophers down there for a lifelong tour. :]
Jean Claude Van Damme. If anybody is going to clean up the mess down there its going to be him.
I would send the jackass that got me kicked out of my teaching position to hell, along with the ditzy chairperson who listened to him and thought I wouldn’t see through her letter.
Near as I can figure, they can keep each other company in an empty room. Because life with each other would truly be hellish.
I would send myself to hell to get away from this awful snow in PA.
Plus I really like BBQ. I feel that I’d be able to finally master my brisket with all that fire and brimstone around.
If I don’t win, I’d like to send Dan to hell.
Eric Smith because I want my Iron Man poster
I would send an entire box of kittens to hell. They’d brighten everyone’s day and cause joyous pandemonium.
Even Satan loves kittens.
I would send myself to hell. BECAUSE IT DOESN’T SNOW 60 INCHES IN A WEEK IN HELL! Plus, I hear the Devil makes the best drinks…
I’d send God to hell and be like “DAAAAAAAMN SON!” cause who WOULDN’T wanna see that fight?
The entire cast of Jersey Shore. Snookin’ for love on the River Styx? Working in a t-shirt store in the heart of Bolgia 10? Nicknaming their hot tub the “second circle?” Count me in as a regular viewer!
I would have to say Warren Ellis. I don’t think he’s done anything to deserve it really, but the resulting twitter post would be hilarious.
I would send my wife to hell so i could be like don’t say i never sent you anywhere.
I would send my cousin with a laptop to see if hell had wifi.
Contest over guys!
who won