Comments on: GAME OVER! Tickets to MST3K Cinematic Titanic Dec. 31!

By: Smitty

Smitty — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 08:32:22 +0000

Best / Worst movie of all time I have to say would be “Hell Comes To Frog Town”. It combines the awesome power of Rowdy Rodney with the awe inspiring dialogue of a crappy B-Movie. I have learned quite a few life lessons from watching this gem. They are as follows……
1- Having a monitoring device, complete with nut shocker, on your package, SUCKS.
2- Women in the military have camoflage lingerie.
3- If you’re going to be sleeping with mutant frog girls keep a bag or two handy.
4- Don;t piss off a hot chick with a machine gun
Now, these are only a few of the mass life lessons taught in this cinematic masterpiece . You just need to see it for yourself

By: Jefferson

Jefferson — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:13:58 +0000

To be honest, I’ve a guilty pleasure in the form of Roger Corman’s Little Shop of Horrors. Yes, I know it’s not the musical on which this film is the basis, but then again, any subsequent marketing campaign (for the home video release) which involves promoting a certain actor’s appearance (no matter how small a role Jack Nicholson had in the movie) has got be sheer brilliance. Oh, that and Roger Corman is the definitive person of the “B movie” genre. At least that’s my opinion in this case.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:03:09 +0000

Equilibrium. Why? Two words: Gun Kata.

By: Shawn

Shawn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:49:16 +0000

My favorite B-movie is the Uwe Boll masterpiece Alone in the Dark. It was his first film after House of the Dead, where Uwe Boll went from “how did he screw this up?” to “can he do anything but screw this up?” Test audiences were so confused by the storyline, they added a plot-dump text scroll in the beginning, with a person reading it to make sure we all got it. The plot still didn’t make any sense. Probably because there’s about 17 tiny-little plots strands and only half go anywhere.

Christian Slater is, as declared by Uwe Boll in the sublime director’s commentary, a “normal paranormal investigator.” Tara Reid is cast as a scientist, and the only way we can tell she’s supposed to be a genius is because she has glasses. Uwe Boll criticizes her in the director’s commentary, calling her a “B-actor” who will get in tabloids for falling out of a dress or whatever but refusing to take off her bra for the sex scene.

I’ve watched it five or six time and each time it asks more questions than it answers. I still enjoy it each and every time.

By: Sev

Sev — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:07:01 +0000

It may be cliche at this point, but ‘Manos: Hands of Fate’. Quintessential in that it hits all the factors necessary for a movie to truly be “B”:
– ‘Outsider’ creator
– Cast of troubled and/or non-professional actors
– Audience isn’t always clued in on the story logic
– Horrible editing and sound work
– Prolonged exploitive scenes (gore/sex/etc..)
– Goat legs

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:16:29 +0000

Night of the Lepus. Because it has huge radioactive bunnies dismembering people, and frankly I don’t think it’s fair to ask for anything else.

By: Rob

Rob — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:14:10 +0000

Three words: “Red Zone Cuba” It has everything: escaped convicts, the Bay of Pigs Invasion, bad fake Castro beards, trains, planes and Tungsten mines. So awful it got made into a musical a few years ago.

By: Liz

Liz — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:58:07 +0000

My favorite B movie is Killer Klowns From Outer Space. It give you homicidal clowns wrapping people up in cotton candy and then sucking out there blood through crazy straws! It also bring back fond childhood memories.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:28:34 +0000

Return of the Living Dead, hands down. Naked Linnea Quigley (both living and deceased)? Check. Defined sense of self through attire? Check. Zombie Apocalypse producing rain clouds? Check. Paramedics? Sent. Nuclear solution? Yee-haw.

By: Elizabeth Sterr

Elizabeth Sterr — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:42:46 +0000

My favorite b movie is probably Killer Tongue. The main character tastes a piece of a meteorite and her tongue turns LETHAL! Ridiculous and hilarious.