Kick Out The Jams, Mothersnugger!

My appetite for weird infomercials is currently satisfied. But Bianca, that’s impossible! You love way too many weird things for that to ever happen! No, man, I’ve met my match. What ever do you mean, Bianca? I mean that my favorite as-seen-on-tv novelty is baaaaa-aack and it’s somehow weirder than it was before.

Um, so the snuggie: everyone knows what it is. If you don’t, you must be one dedicated hermit simply because this …thing has swept through suburban pop culture like an STD at a frat house. I don’t have cable and I know what it is and shit! I’m pretty sure the Amish have heard about it.

So, according to my sources, there are new snuggies on the street (Snugglette and the Snuggie for Dogs) and they want to embarrass your kids and your pet because, hey– your family wasn’t already creepy enough!  They also have football snuggies for the Monday night game because your son wants his ass kicked.

Videos after the jump!

Instead of just alluding that you’re possibly part of a cult or a jedi council, you can now legitimately embarrass yourself right in the comfort of your own home in Zebra and Leporad prints. That’s right, friends- designer snuggies.

I’ve already got one post about how the snuggie can make you look like the pope and how it simply exists to make pub crawls more interesting and murder your sex life– and there’s even a sequel to the WTF Blanket– so it would appear my work here is done.