

Beep Beep! It’s the jerkmobile. Waaah-nakin Skywalker can’t seem to walk these days.
I really thought I’d seen all things Star Wars under the sun, but I guess I missed the transit chapter from our favorite Dark Lord of the Sith. I’ve found some images of tall, dark and handsome mocking machinery and transportation systems in a polished glory. As entertaining as this is, it has far from seduced me to the Dark Side: I’m somewhere between pissed off, laughing really hard and contemplating buying a cape.
Picture of our boy Darth riding a Vespa like a true Philadelphian, after the jump.

I’m going to have to find some other ones to show you – our very own Dark Lord of the Sith has a soft spot for coloring books and I have proof.
[...] I wrote for Geekadelphia.com about how Waaah-nakin Skywalker can’t seem to walk these days and has reduced himself to alternate forms of transportation. Check it out here. [...]
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