Warp Zone Socks: (Insert Pipe Noise Here)

Head on over to Ashidashi to pick up a pair of these awesome looking Warp Zone Socks for $12.

Now you can jump into some warp zones like your favorite 8bit Italian hero. These puppies are thick and warm kind of like hiking socks. They won’t make you jump higher or shoot fireballs but they’ll be sure to put some spring in your step.

I would buy these, but I already have the warp pipe and bricks tattooed onto both of my feet. And yes, it does get me all the ladies.

Warp Zone Socks via ALBOTAS