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Tofu vs. Bacon Action Figures: Bacon Always Wins

By Eric Tuesday December 2, 2008

Yes! Now you can act out the eternal battle of Bacon vs. Tofu with these neat vinyl action figures by Fred Flare. Who will you place your bets on? Mr. Bacon, who stands at about 5 and a half inches high, or Monsieur Tofu at 3 and a quarter? I think the answer is fairly obvious. Bacon, FTW!

Thanks to Brian, who has a custom made couscous figure, for the link! I will buy you a shot of bacon vodka at National Mechanics soon.

Tofu vs. Bacon Action Figures @ Fred Flare


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Eric spends most of his time writing, taking pictures, reading, and hanging out with his (somewhat famous) chinchilla Mittens and bunny Rory. He teaches writing and literature at some local Philadelphia colleges and works in publishing. He knows absolutely nothing about sports, and is proud of it.

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2 Comments
  1. Lexie on Tuesday 2, 2008

    Yes. I don’t even eat bacon, and I know it wins. Sometimes I do sniff the grease, though.

  2. Katie on Tuesday 2, 2008

    But Tofu has a curly mustache AND a monocle. That’s some serious power.


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