Robot Keeps Your Plants Alive & Kills You in Your Sleep
This robot makes me think of Demtri Martin and his shtick about being less nuturing than the desert. Cause seriously, that’s me right there. All my plants have died. ALL.
I suppose I should pick up one of these robot spiders to take care of my plants. And than maybe take care of my roommates. Since it’ll obviously become sentient and murder whoever happens to sleep on the floor.


That is great. I could use one of them, does it water them too. I am this far away from getting plastic ones as I don’t have time to water them anymore.