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Tips for Fighting 20 Children/Midgets

By Ben Gilbert Monday September 8, 2008

Once in a great while, we are directed to a place on the internet where we feel just a little bit dirtier for having seen… and today is not that day. It’d be a lie if we said the thought of 20 angry children, spurned from losing their woman and heading right at us, wasn’t a terrifying image. Thankfully, the folks over at Cracked.com have a handy tip guide for all of us “just in case” the inevitable happens — and you know it will.

Lesson one: No fancy footwork. Throwing fireballs at your under four foot opponents isn’t going to help much if they’re able to duck them effortlessly. Lesson two: Beware of aerial children/jungle gyms. Your height advantage can be used against you, so it’s best to avoid these obvious child traps. There is, of course, the full guide available on their site, where we will now guide you as to avoid being total thieves.

(Thanks Shawn!)



1 Comment
  1. Micaman on Monday 8, 2008

    Can we use these tips with dwarfs? :)


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