Action Figures You Never Wanted

Oh Obama, we never wanted to see you like this! Frozen in plastic like some miniature mulatto Han Solo frozen in carbonite — and why are your ears so big?! But seriously though, this is pretty terrible. Arriving in our mail today via Wizard Magazine, we find this kind of thing rather despicable in the pantheon of despicable things. At least give him a cape! Jeez! Oh, and he retails for $17.99. Which means we’ll be waiting for our review copy, Wizard. (Get on that.)

3 Responses to “Action Figures You Never Wanted”

  1. Tim Quirino September 8, 2008 at 6:23 pm #

    Ben, I think you may have underestimated the charm of this particular figure.

    I for one, am holding out for a Bobble head version – are there any out there I can mount on my car dash?

  2. Eric Cortes September 9, 2008 at 10:17 am #

    Ugh oh. Be careful, some people might be too crazy and say, “Barack is unpatriotic, he is not wearing his American pin.”

    get over it haha

  3. Tim Quirino October 10, 2008 at 11:04 am #

    BTW, regarding my first comment, Urban Outfitters online has a bobble head in limited quanities :)

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