We Like the Cars, the Cars That Go BOOM

As debonaire geeks, we here at Geekadelphia clearly roll in the lap of luxury. We fly in diamond-coated jets (maximum air speed), eat diamond-crusted steaks (deeelicious!) and ride in the most pimped of luxury sedans. Well today, lucky readers, you have the chance to experience some of our lavish lifestyle for yourself. Behold the most aerodynamic, suave and sophisticated vehicle to grace our gold driveways yet: the Toyota Corolla Wagoneer.

In addition to it’s 1.8L engine, this powerhouse is driven by our very own Flux Capacitor (which does require a power output of 1.21 gigawatts, in case you were wondering). Featuring the latest in cardboard aftermarket bodykits, it’s exaggerated front-end and F1-style spoiler help to keep the car grounded around 500 mph turns. Also, it shoots rockets. Yeah, wrap your head around that one.

Via MAKE