Adding a Touch of Class To Your Life: The WineRack
Sometimes we’re looking around teh internetz and come across something wonderful; sometimes we’re looking around teh internetz and come across something abhorrent. You figure out where this one falls: The WineRack. Pictured above, the polyurethane bladder nestled within holds “up to 25 ounces of liquid - that’s an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage” (they really say “extra boobage”, we s&*t you not).
The bladder also ensures disapointment from the halfling of a man bringing you to his love nest for the inevitable one night stand that results from wearing “The WineRack”, when he discovers your wine filled jugs are actually more like mosquito bites. Retailing for $29.95 and coming in two sizes (small and medium, natch), you can find The WineRack on Firebox.com, a site clearly specializing in the debonaire lifestyle.
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classy!