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Killing Prostitutes: Is it Ever Too Early to Start?

Apparently not, if this cake is to be believed. We found this car-jackin’, prostitute-murdalizin’, sugar-infused(?) behemoth over at Cake Wrecks (via PhotoBasement), a blog all about big cake mistakes.

The stunning image you see above represents Derrick’s fourth year with us (as a species), though we’re willing to bet if he keeps hangin’ with that bad crowd he may not see many more. We heard someone tried gankin’ Lil Derrick’s last piece and he straight up capped that fool. Damn, that’s cold Lil Derrick!



2 Responses to “Killing Prostitutes: Is it Ever Too Early to Start?”

  1. By Brett on Aug 15, 2008

    I’m gonna make a manhunt cake for my 4 year old. But seriously GTA is over rated for a start(technically amazing, muddy game play), and if this is not a joke these parents are a new breed of trash, tragic.

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