Garden Zombies: Ordered, To Be Placed in Rittenhouse Square
Design Toscado have a ton of rather clever garden decor for the more… creative types. The Garden Zombie is just one of them.
According to their website, this zombie is not your average garden gnome. These guys are life-sized. The sculptures will run you a solid $90, which might seem a bit pricey, but really, you can’t put a price on horrifying little children. You just can’t.
While you’re on their website, make sure you scope out the Poison Oak tree sculpture.
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Yikes, are they going to be secured somehow I hope. I can see them being used as tackling dummies or weapons in the future, but that’s just my paranoid thinking.