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I didn’t have time to craft a wittier title, so this is what I call my (hopefully) faithful weekly Monday Magic column.

Today we present you with Bacon Floss in all its meaty glory. It’s available through the venerable Archie McPhee online store (and I suspect the catalog as well) for only $4.95. Admit it, everything tastes better with infused Bacon flavor. With Bacon Chocolate, Bacon Lollipops, Bacon Vodka, and a ton of other Bacon-themed items popping up recently I started wondering “what WILL they think of next?” (Edit: McPhee also has Bacon Mints and Bacon Flavored Toothpicks.)

Here’s a short list of ideas:

  1. Bacon Ice Cream
  2. Bacon Cologne
  3. Bacon Air freshener
  4. Bacon Soda
  5. Bacon Cereal

Bacon Floss Via Uncrate



  1. InfamousAdam on Monday 23, 2008

    In the words of diesel sweeties. Bacon is a Vegetable

  2. Phillybits on Monday 23, 2008

    Bacon Floss….
    :x

    I’m still thinking of something witty or completely uncouth to say here however if I do, I’m not sure I’ll retain my commenting privileges.

    There’s just too many jokes to be had here.