Monday Magic: Bacon Floss

I didn’t have time to craft a wittier title, so this is what I call my (hopefully) faithful weekly Monday Magic column.

Today we present you with Bacon Floss in all its meaty glory. It’s available through the venerable Archie McPhee online store (and I suspect the catalog as well) for only $4.95. Admit it, everything tastes better with infused Bacon flavor. With Bacon Chocolate, Bacon Lollipops, Bacon Vodka, and a ton of other Bacon-themed items popping up recently I started wondering “what WILL they think of next?” (Edit: McPhee also has Bacon Mints and Bacon Flavored Toothpicks.)

Here’s a short list of ideas:

  1. Bacon Ice Cream
  2. Bacon Cologne
  3. Bacon Air freshener
  4. Bacon Soda
  5. Bacon Cereal

Bacon Floss Via Uncrate

2 Responses to “Monday Magic: Bacon Floss”

  1. InfamousAdam June 23, 2008 at 12:55 pm #

    In the words of diesel sweeties. Bacon is a Vegetable

  2. Phillybits June 24, 2008 at 7:24 am #

    Bacon Floss….
    :x

    I’m still thinking of something witty or completely uncouth to say here however if I do, I’m not sure I’ll retain my commenting privileges.

    There’s just too many jokes to be had here.

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