
I didn’t have time to craft a wittier title, so this is what I call my (hopefully) faithful weekly Monday Magic column.
Today we present you with Bacon Floss in all its meaty glory. It’s available through the venerable Archie McPhee online store (and I suspect the catalog as well) for only $4.95. Admit it, everything tastes better with infused Bacon flavor. With Bacon Chocolate, Bacon Lollipops, Bacon Vodka, and a ton of other Bacon-themed items popping up recently I started wondering “what WILL they think of next?” (Edit: McPhee also has Bacon Mints and Bacon Flavored Toothpicks.)
Here’s a short list of ideas:
- Bacon Ice Cream
- Bacon Cologne
- Bacon Air freshener
- Bacon Soda
- Bacon Cereal
Bacon Floss Via Uncrate
In the words of diesel sweeties. Bacon is a Vegetable
Bacon Floss….
I’m still thinking of something witty or completely uncouth to say here however if I do, I’m not sure I’ll retain my commenting privileges.
There’s just too many jokes to be had here.