Hotwicks: Finally, A Candle That Smells Like Columbus Boulevard
It’s a candle and an alibi all in one! You don’t smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.
This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don’t know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand… then add some glitter. This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor, groomsmen, or retired stripper who misses her pole.
A retired stripper who misses her pole? Really?
Check out the product site for this brilliant new innovation.
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I <3 strippers. And linked to this one. Word.