Godzilla Trapping: Effective Traps For Godzilla?
What Damage does Godzilla do?
Godzilla will wipe out small to medium sized cities. This includes any cities with large Asian populations.
What bait should I use for Godzilla?
Any buildings, but Godzilla prefers any moving objects, above ground trains are a favorite.
Where should I place Godzilla traps?
Godzilla traps are best placed in coastal cities, near large buildings. 78 people required to set trap spring. Shipping not included on this item.
Thanks to Brian from Brave New Worlds for the tip, that Wildlifetraps.com has a hysterical Godzilla trap section. The cage will run you a solid $250k, and is made of Galfan wire. The traps come equipped with a heavy-duty spring loaded door, providing maximum performance when trapping fictional monsters.
This of course raises the question, why was Brian looking up wildlife traps? If creatures start dissapearing from Fairmount Park, we’ll know it was you dude.
Godzilla Traps @ Wildlife-Traps.com
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To my recollection, Philly has a large clothespin next to city hall which, if used correctly, could be quite handy in case of a Mothra attack. 2 points for repurposed contemporary sculpture!