Craigslist Find: Free Car To A Good Home

April 14, 2008 in Philadelphia with 20 Comments

Craigslist Find: Free Car To A Good Home

Ah Craigslist. You are a land of so many great and wonderful things. Always so full of epic and win. Such as this wonderful post, entitled Free Car to Good Home (My Bitch Wife Is Making Her Leave).

An apparently unhappily married man is being forced to part with his beautiful 1980 Ford Granada, painted a glorious “crap brown”. He spent his high school years speeding around Levittown in this baby, and plans on giving her a proper send off before giving the car away.

Entire post after the jump, just in case it gets taken down.

Free Car to good home (( MY BITCH WIFE IS MAKING HER LEAVE )) (Levittown Pa)

Date: 2008-03-02, 6:53PM ESTHeres the Deal I have a crap brown 1980 Ford Granada..I got more action in this car in high school then I have in 17 years of marriage…I cruised levittown parkway like a true rebel ..But that has all come to and end my ball and chain has put here paw down and is making me get rid of my true love…I am going out to the garage so I can rub one off one last time for old time sake.

   
   
  • This item has been posted by-owner.
  • Location: Levittown Pa
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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20 Responses to “Craigslist Find: Free Car To A Good Home”

  1. bob August 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm #

    i love posting fake free car ads on there and then sending all the losers who respond to a non existent address at the same time. Just last week when i did it the cops had to come direct traffic and it was on the 10pm news about the traffic jam

  2. glenn loughran December 1, 2008 at 6:58 pm #

    hi i will take the car i will look after it

  3. keirano January 13, 2010 at 8:21 pm #

    ifyour still give that car away if its gone let me knoe rite away
    because ineed a car really bad im mad 17 years of age ad my mother
    wont let me drive he r car so let me know
    if you cant emal me back email me at klewis44@hotmail.com

  4. james February 18, 2010 at 3:11 pm #

    about car cars or truck – contact me at 313-925-1203- i reall need a free truck for wok or i’ll settal for a car- James Coleman email address- fatcitw2@yahoo.com

  5. james February 18, 2010 at 3:11 pm #

    about car cars or truck – contact me at 313-925-1203- i reall need a free truck for wok or i’ll settal for a car- James Coleman email address- fatcitw2@yahoo.com

  6. Cody June 12, 2010 at 6:47 pm #

    damn bro you’r wife is crazy why o why man need so weels bro that car is bad ass e mail me let me know whats up k ttyl

  7. Cody June 12, 2010 at 6:49 pm #

    some weels

  8. Michelle Tucker November 21, 2010 at 10:48 am #

    Hello i could use this car, I take care of my Disable brother and it would be great..For DRs and diff. things…If you hear of anything plz. let me know?

    Thank You

  9. linda huges April 11, 2011 at 10:34 am #

    yes i would like to have a good car too my home

  10. linda huges April 11, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    yes a very good care keeper and covered

  11. Noreil Turner November 21, 2011 at 5:55 pm #

    I dont think thats fair that you leave ads like that cause there are single moms out ther that are really in need and someone might accually be going through a tough time right now needing transportation,and when they see the free ad you get they hopes up and then they are dissapointed.I am one of those single moms so thank you.p.s. so many people value the materialistic things in life not remembering these things parish, instead of helping people you laugh in ther face not knowing the pain that you just caused just to satiscisfy your curiosity of how many needy families you can laugh at from a simple response.God Bless you

  12. johnny branham December 16, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    I’m a father of 4.Two boys and two girls we have only. One car and every morning my wife and new born have to get up and take me to work the heater does not work in car and its getting colder and colder I wish they didn’t have to go threw that another car would do

  13. johnny branham December 16, 2011 at 10:55 am #

    Fix that .thank u for afforing the chabnce for help

  14. TABATHA BRADLEY January 1, 2012 at 4:45 pm #

    74855

  15. TABATHA BRADLEY January 1, 2012 at 4:46 pm #

    I HAVE A 13 YR OLD

  16. TABATHA BRADLEY January 1, 2012 at 4:48 pm #

    CAN YOU PLEASE HELP

  17. Eric January 2, 2012 at 1:46 pm #

    Note, this post was made years ago, and was a link to a craigslist post. Geekadelphia is not offering up a free car. Stop asking. I can’t stress that enough.

  18. meagan March 11, 2012 at 8:35 pm #

    i was i need of a car i am a female and need a car to get back n forth to work call me honey if u still have the car 817 902 3377 thank u

  19. marlene brown May 1, 2012 at 12:00 am #

    just lost van and possesions down in houston tx ,state of depression,badly .sure the darn transmission went out and still owe for the thing.talk about your lovelies.What beautiful day in the neighborhood i need and would take any car of god would let me have to get back on my feet again,marleneharlinger@gmail.com

  20. gail nthompson May 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm #

    Letter me hold you baby

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