Craigslist Find: Free Car To A Good Home
Ah Craigslist. You are a land of so many great and wonderful things. Always so full of epic and win. Such as this wonderful post, entitled Free Car to Good Home (My Bitch Wife Is Making Her Leave).
An apparently unhappily married man is being forced to part with his beautiful 1980 Ford Granada, painted a glorious “crap brown”. He spent his high school years speeding around Levittown in this baby, and plans on giving her a proper send off before giving the car away.
Entire post after the jump, just in case it gets taken down.
Free Car to good home (( MY BITCH WIFE IS MAKING HER LEAVE )) (Levittown Pa)
Date: 2008-03-02, 6:53PM ESTHeres the Deal I have a crap brown 1980 Ford Granada..I got more action in this car in high school then I have in 17 years of marriage…I cruised levittown parkway like a true rebel ..But that has all come to and end my ball and chain has put here paw down and is making me get rid of my true love…I am going out to the garage so I can rub one off one last time for old time sake.
- This item has been posted by-owner.
- Location: Levittown Pa
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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i love posting fake free car ads on there and then sending all the losers who respond to a non existent address at the same time. Just last week when i did it the cops had to come direct traffic and it was on the 10pm news about the traffic jam