Floating Car To Transform Philadelphia’s Duck Boats

February 6, 2008 in Uncategorized with 2 Comments

Sports Car in Water

There are a plethora of websites dedicated to ending the annoying duck boats here in Philadelphia. Stop The Duck, Shut The Duck Up, and so forth. Well, thankfully, here is the answer to the issue.

Introducing, the most elegant solution to the Shut-The-Duck-Up problem. Get rid of the boats and introduce a sports car that can “hydroplane” over the water. With just a push of a button, it transforms into an amphibious vehicle.

Floating Car To Transform Philadelphia’s Duck Boats

The hovering blades will be used to slice little squeaking ducks out of the hands of duck boat tourists.

It’s brilliant I tell you. Brilliant.

Rinspeed Splash Car via Neatorama

About Eric: Eric spends most of his time writing, taking pictures, reading, and hanging out with his (somewhat famous) chinchilla Mittens and bunny Rory. He teaches writing and literature at some local Philadelphia colleges and works in publishing. He knows absolutely nothing about sports, and is proud of it.

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2 Responses to “Floating Car To Transform Philadelphia’s Duck Boats”

  1. jhon November 25, 2009 at 4:59 am #

    nise haveagood time on water

  2. Machu Picchu July 8, 2010 at 8:20 pm #

    Now your pet peeve is solved. Happy?

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