Cubesday: Cubicle Warfare With Marshmellow Machine Gun

February 5, 2008 in Uncategorized with 3 Comments

Cubesday: Cubicle Warfare With Marshmellow Machine Gun

Ah, cubicle warfare. There are ever so many weapons to choose from in the battlefield of the office. USB missile launchers, remote control toys… and of course, marshmellow machine guns.

Available from ThinkGeek, this is the choice semi-automatic weapon to keep inside your cube in case of enemy (intern) invasions. There are two different barrels, one for full size marshmellows, and one for mini marshmellows, which should be “used for cover and strafing fire.” It holds up to 12 minis and the top barrel will hold one regular size marshmellow at a time.

Can shoot up to 20 feet away. Awesome.

Marshmellow Assault Rifle on ThinkGeek via Hawty McBloggy

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3 Responses to “Cubesday: Cubicle Warfare With Marshmellow Machine Gun”

  1. Tim Quirino February 5, 2008 at 10:59 am #

    Ahem. a good choice for an upcoming Cubesday post? O_O

  2. Jason February 7, 2008 at 12:55 pm #

    Cool post! But the Pentagon just sent word via Colonel Spellcheck that the word is “marshmallow.”

    -jason

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