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Cubesday: Cubicle Warfare With Marshmellow Machine Gun

Ah, cubicle warfare. There are ever so many weapons to choose from in the battlefield of the office. USB missile launchers, remote control toys… and of course, marshmellow machine guns.

Available from ThinkGeek, this is the choice semi-automatic weapon to keep inside your cube in case of enemy (intern) invasions. There are two different barrels, one for full size marshmellows, and one for mini marshmellows, which should be “used for cover and strafing fire.” It holds up to 12 minis and the top barrel will hold one regular size marshmellow at a time.

Can shoot up to 20 feet away. Awesome.

Marshmellow Assault Rifle on ThinkGeek via Hawty McBloggy



  1. Tim Quirino on Tuesday 5, 2008

    Ahem. a good choice for an upcoming Cubesday post? O_O

  2. Jason on Tuesday 5, 2008

    Cool post! But the Pentagon just sent word via Colonel Spellcheck that the word is “marshmallow.”

    -jason

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