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Cheeseburger in a Can

Really? Are you serious? Does it have like, that gross juice at the bottom of the can? You know, the kind that’s at the bottom of your tuna / SPAM cans?

Though I’m not going to lie to you, dear readers. If this was a Five Guys burger from over on Chestnut and 16th, I would eat this thing right up. Nom nom nom!

Cheeseburger In A Van via A Welsh View



  1. Tim Quirino on Friday 1, 2008

    I like your style, Eric Smith. Those are some good sound effects. Does it come in the can?

  2. Jeff on Friday 1, 2008

    FIVE GUYS!

  3. Ben on Friday 1, 2008

    Maybe it will give you the super worms that fry got.

  4. Ben on Friday 1, 2008

    But what about when there’s a zombie apocolypse. I bet after a few months of eating nothing but vegetables and dried fruits you’d kill for a burger in a can. Stock up now, while you can!

  5. Tisi on Friday 1, 2008

    Good point about the zombies! The bad part is that it’s still meat and will go bad very quickly, canned or not. I can only assume it’s not canned like most canned things are; in 1 of a few liquids that preserve food. This means that it’s about the same as putting it in a ziplock bag. I have seen burgers in vending machines in Europe, though.

  6. TheGabe on Friday 1, 2008

    DO WANT!
    That’s awesome.

  7. Draigun on Friday 1, 2008

    Man.. Five Guys is fucking good.