Cheeseburger In A Can: Do Not Want!

February 1, 2008 in Food with 7 Comments

Cheeseburger in a Can

Really? Are you serious? Does it have like, that gross juice at the bottom of the can? You know, the kind that’s at the bottom of your tuna / SPAM cans?

Though I’m not going to lie to you, dear readers. If this was a Five Guys burger from over on Chestnut and 16th, I would eat this thing right up. Nom nom nom!

Cheeseburger In A Van via A Welsh View

About Eric: Eric spends most of his time writing, taking pictures, reading, and hanging out with his (somewhat famous) chinchilla Mittens and bunny Rory. He teaches writing and literature at some local Philadelphia colleges and works in publishing. He knows absolutely nothing about sports, and is proud of it.

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7 Responses to “Cheeseburger In A Can: Do Not Want!”

  1. Tim Quirino February 1, 2008 at 1:45 pm #

    I like your style, Eric Smith. Those are some good sound effects. Does it come in the can?

  2. Jeff February 4, 2008 at 9:38 am #

    FIVE GUYS!

  3. Ben June 3, 2009 at 11:04 pm #

    Maybe it will give you the super worms that fry got.

  4. Ben June 4, 2009 at 12:12 am #

    But what about when there’s a zombie apocolypse. I bet after a few months of eating nothing but vegetables and dried fruits you’d kill for a burger in a can. Stock up now, while you can!

  5. Tisi June 5, 2009 at 8:51 am #

    Good point about the zombies! The bad part is that it’s still meat and will go bad very quickly, canned or not. I can only assume it’s not canned like most canned things are; in 1 of a few liquids that preserve food. This means that it’s about the same as putting it in a ziplock bag. I have seen burgers in vending machines in Europe, though.

  6. TheGabe June 13, 2009 at 4:58 pm #

    DO WANT!
    That’s awesome.

  7. Draigun June 17, 2009 at 2:52 am #

    Man.. Five Guys is fucking good.

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