WANT: Full Size Energy Sword from Halo
No… words… should have sent… a poet.
Seriously, how beautiful is this thing? When my best friend Miguel and I would stay up for hours playing Halo II, we referred to this as “the knife” and ran around slicing people. This has a lot to do with being minorities growing up in an urban town in New Jersey, but I digress. Onto the knife sword.
The sword is three feet long and made out of stainless steel, which means yes, it is a real sword. Comes with a sweet wooden plaque to proudly display the weapon. I’d keep it above my fireplace, to battle any Final Fantasy cosplayers dressed like Cloud.
Energy Sword on eBay via HawtyMcBlogger
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I know sometimes, before I say something, that it is insensitive, and that there are those among us who may be offended or insulted by the brevity I apply to various situations. This is my coping strategy.
That having been said,
It would be an honor to be murdered with it
Philly killers need to put down the hand cannons and get creative.