Craigslist Find: Now Hiring Carnies & Evil Clowns

This amazing Craigslist ad headline, “Wanted: Freaks, Carnies, Evil Clowns, and Midgets” doesn’t do the full ad justice! After all, they are also seeking pope impersonators, herds of gimps, sword swallowers, and dog ladies.

This special project takes place sometime in July of this year, and is, thankfully, “a legal event” and not a “pyramid scam from Nigeria.” That’s a relief, what with all the people sending their pet midgets off to Nigeria and all.

Full ad after the jump, in case they find a person who puts on a “donkey show with belly dancer” and it gets taken down.

Via Craigslist

WANTED: FREAKS, CARNIES, EVIL CLOWNS AND MIDGETS

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Reply to: sale-519888098@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-26, 3:55PM ESTWANTED: Freaks, Evil Clowns, Carnies and Midgets.also wanted:Fire Eaters, Pope Impersonators, dead Elvis look alikes, A Gimp or many Gimp ( a herd of Gimp), Painted on clothes, B&D Mistress Whip Yer As*, Sword Swallowers, PIRATES !! , guy on stilts, dog lady, freaks!! …

YOU MUST HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL SENSE OF HUMOR!

WE WANT WIERDO TIMES 10 (x10) ON THE WIERDO SCALE!

YOU MUST HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL SENSE OF HUMOR!

WE CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH …. F R E A K !

H A R D C O R E – AU NATURAL

Tattoos are Welcome, Pierced-Stapled whatever… Satan ( Gotta be really EVIL!) Donkey Show w/ belly dancer WHATEVER!

IF YOU HAVE A GIFT THAT FREAKS EVERYONE OUT? WE NEED TO TALK / EMAIL.

YOU MUST HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL SENSE OF HUMOR!
details:
This is a special project that is taking place in July of 2008. Much pre-preparation ( preparing to prepare) is necessary.

a private non-disclosed location somewhere in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania.

We do not provide transportation. Please have your own ride.

There will be a screening process…

We ask you are a punctual and polite.

YOU MUST HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL SENSE OF HUMOR!

Complete details will be discussed upon contact.
(You MUST be 21 years or OLDER! ID WILL BE REQUIRED! )

YOU MUST HAVE AN EXCEPTIONAL SENSE OF HUMOR!

Y O U W I L L H A V E F U N !

This is a legal event. No PYRAMID scam, no crap from Nigeria …

Just don’t drag yer heels getting back to us…

WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND WE LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU!

F R E A K S, C A R N I E S, E V I L C L O W N S, and M I D G E T S !!!

Location: MONTGOMERY COUNTY

• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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