Santa Arrested By Storm Troopers: Christmas Canceled
An army of Imperial Stormtroopers burst into Santa’s Factory, and, according to Gizmodo, “killed an undetermined number of elves, arrested the owner and confiscated his sled. Joe Kwazansky, local spokesman for the Evil Galactic Empire in Los Angeles, appeared in a press conference this morning confirming the rumors of an Imperial takeover of Christmas’ celebrations.”
Members of TX-5882’s 501st Legion expressed their concerns, while the PA Jedi were nowhere to be found, presumed to be practicing their lightsaber skills in Jefferson Square Park.
Read the rest of the hysterical article over on Gizmodo.
Have a great, safe holiday everyone. Tim and I will be back the day after Christmas. Don’t forget to enter the Cubesday contest to score yourself a USB Missile Launcher. You’ve still got a lot of time!
And thanks to everyone who donated to send Wii games out to the senior citizens’ home in Spokane. I’ll be taking some photos of the package and mailing the games out this weekend. I was proud to see how much Philly geeks care.
Via Gizmodo
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