Cubicle Gear: Lightning Bolt Letter Opener

Whenever I open my letters, I just tear them open with a mighty yell. People around my office and cubicle stare at me in horror, wondering what the hell is wrong with me. Since I got the lightning bolt letter opener though, those looks have stopped, because I just hold it above my head and shake it at them.
It’s a great addition for your Cubesday submissions. Pick one up right away!
Via Neatorama / Product via Greece is for Lovers




Nerds.
Using it cautiousely,or it would hurt you as most harmful as possible.
To Micah: Uh, yeah. I believe that’s the point.
This is awesome! NOW I can finally open my letters while bellowing, “I AM ZEUS!!!!” to the world! Score!