Fortune Cookie USB, Not Found in Chinatown

Vavolo is offering up a delicious new USB drive, shaped like a fortune cookie. They come in an array of colors that you seldom see fortune cookies in, and also appear in pizza, donut, and hamburger shapes.
Just don’t expect to pick these guys up at the Lucky Chinese Cookie Factory in Chinatown. When I asked for one, I was given a cookie, and my fortune inside said “dumb consumer gets punch in face.” I’m still not sure what it meant, though my jaw hurt a lot when I woke up on the sidewalk outside.
Via TechnaBob

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